May 14, 2009 at 1:00 AM by Dr. Drang
Ringo really isn’t too busy to sign autographs. He just wanted some attention. #beatlesfacts (Wait, that one’s probably true.)
Ringo wrote many well-known songs under the pen name “Bob Dylan.” #beatlesfacts
George’s mother invented Liquid Paper. #beatlesfacts
Pete Best died in ’Nam. #beatlesfacts
John Lennon played the Eddie Haskell character on “Leave it to Beaver.” #beatlesfacts
Paul had his blood changed in Switzerland so he could go on the “Back to the Egg” tour. #beatlesfacts
Paul, in fact, does care too much for money. #beatlesfacts
During a police raid at Keith Richard’s Redlands mansion, Ringo was found wearing only a bedspread and a Mars bar. #beatlesfacts
The Beatles opened for the Monkees on their ‘67 American tour. #beatlesfacts
Ringo is in cryogenic storage under Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride. #beatlesfacts
George once went on a blind date with William Bennett. #beatlesfacts
Having exhausted my supply of ’60s pop rumor/trivia, I will now exit #beatlesfacts. You’re welcome.
I’d feel more confident in the quality of my kids’ education if the school district’s notices were proofread before being sent out.
Even ignoring the clumsy sentence construction, the last notice from our Jr. High had 5 errors in a 7-line paragraph.
#fixreplies should be #fixenglish: http://xrl.us/besk5k
Using Capo to transcribe voice notes: http://xrl.us/besk53
Thought this #mcfly trend was about Back to the Future. #jesusamiold
Republicans are down to their last brain cell: http://xrl.us/besk8m #tcot
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