December 25, 2008 at 1:00 AM by Dr. Drang
Snowplows just came by for the first time today, piling snow at the end of our driveway and blocking our garbage can from tomorrow’s pickup.
Snowflakes the size of mutant butterflies are falling in Naperville.
While we were out, the dog dug through the presents and unwrapped a box of Milk Bones. 14 years old and she still has the nose!
Apparently no women weighed in on the Wayne v. Stark Twitter debate of last night. Who’d’ve guessed?
Back when I read comics, it was never clear to me where Bruce Wayne’s money came from. He was the Bertie Wooster of superheroes.
Off to look at houses with huge Christmas light displays.
And to all a good night.
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