Tweets for December 08, 2008

12:59 pm
I’m 8 years older than John Lennon ever got. How did that happen?

1:31 pm
Staunch Republicans believe the Chicago Tribune’s bankruptcy was brought on by its endorsement of Obama.

2:07 pm
I’m years late with this, but I’ve always thought that when Paul redid Let It Be he did a better job with John’s songs than with his own.

2:45 pm
Dear iPhone: Don’t you know that “its” is a real word? Stop changing it to “it’s,” OK?

9:36 pm
Real Republicans are happy to see that liberal rag, the Chicago Tribune, go down the drain.

10:07 pm
Time for bed. Good night, Dr. O’Boogie.

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