Tweets for May 25, 2009

9:40 pm
Chris “Birdman” Andersen: the inspiring story of a marginal white player adored by white fans. Why do they love him so?

9:45 pm
Jeff Van Gundy has decided to do color commentary on his color commentary. A demonic cross between Dick Vitale and Bill Walton.

10:03 pm
Future Van Gundy wisdom: Why are you out after 6 fouls? That’s just an arbitrary number that has nothing to do with the game of basketball.

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