September 15, 2009 at 2:15 AM by Dr. Drang
To the driver who nearly ran me over: I’m sorry I yelled “fucker” as you cut across the bike lane. I meant to yell “motherfucker.”
Just tried the new 5 Guys in Naperville. Very good burger, but greasy, undercooked fries and stupidly loud music. From now on, takeout.
Just finished darning a sock in the night with nobody there. Really.
I think we’ll always remember him for those Timex commercials.
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