Tweets for September 12, 2009

1:01 pm
Finished installing a new shower door. Thanks again to the homebuilder, who didn’t make a single wall square or plumb.

2:05 pm
Degree of precision in their work, from most to least: machinists, cabinetmakers, carpenters, orthopedic surgeons.

6:41 pm
Handy hint: If you’re announcing the Illinois/Illinois State football game, learn beforehand that it isn’t pronounced “Ellinois.”

8:10 pm
i before e except when I forget.

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